4. It's not uncommon to discover your underwear hidden in a lamp.
5. A pad makes a perfect kippah.
To compensate for all the challenges of raising twin toddlers, I'm working on an early retirement plan. Hopefully these little cherubs can win themselves the Bonds Baby Search Comp to kick start a lucrative hand modelling career like their dad.
Or perhaps I just think my kids are super cute and the floppy stomach, constant bags and permanent smear of snot on every pair of pants I own justifies a moment of mum-pride. Either way, if you'd like to see Luca and Leo pulling blue steel on set for the next Bonds shoots, click here to vote: